What is the Magic Ram?

  "Proceed with Caution for you are now entering the mystical realm of Stan the terrible.  You'll be able to hear the tales of the various shipmates of the Kismet, who encountered Stan and lived to tell the tale. You may well encounter Stan himself, so be careful!"

Thus spake the Poetic Priestess, for it is she what is behind all this fantasy malarkey.

The Magic Ram is a website created for the purposes of expression.

"The Magic Ram" is also name which should only be ever uttered with caution (and possibly a handful of amulets for good measure).  It betokens things that man may know wot of.

The Magic Ram welcomes mortals and immortals alike and asks that in his world he is honoured with gifts aplenty and that someone gives his horns a good buffing every now and again.  As far as he is concerned, the world turns around him, although the direction in which it turns has yet to be ascertained.

So here you are Ladies and Gentlemen, on the threshold between our world and Stan's.  If you wish to proceed, then please sit down and fasten your seatbelts.  The runes will guide you.  There are no complimentary peanuts.  If you wish to exit, please close the door behind you...

Knock 3 times on the dread portal to enter | Sod this, I'm off